The Royal Family!! My favorite dance group!

My roommate knows I’m browsing Tumblr when he can hear me exhaling quickly out of my nose.

roxypls:

can i lay in your bed and listen to you type and click away at the computer or play video games or whatever i just want to listen

Creepily, my dad did this when he forced me to learn how to type. Shoutout to Ms. Mavis Beacon.

Banana bread fresh out of the oven!

Banana bread fresh out of the oven!

My apartment is so warm, my gum is practically melting as I unwrap it

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

nxte:

bukkakeluver96:

please dont talk to animals 

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abominable-twat:

SQUAD
birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.