unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i was trying to call a lady about an internship today and it went straight to her answering machine and I’m not even kidding when i say i laughed for 17 minutes straight

notsohazelgrace:

thatdisneylover:

enchantedfuture:

productiveslacker:

mothpaw:

uh

I KNEW IT WAS COMING

This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.

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SEND HELP IM SERIOUSLY HYPERVENTILATING

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks (Thomas Jack Remix)

thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

My friend did this but she shoved a chair across the floor instead.

My friend did this but she shoved a chair across the floor instead.

Tried making orange chicken… Delicious!!

Tried making orange chicken… Delicious!!

… After!!

… After!!

Before…

Before…